Articles & Antics
Where Science Meets Satire to cope with a Plastic Life.
WARNING: Satirical Content Ahead
At Oceanburn, we like to use sharp wit and legitimate scientific sources to shine light on the absurd realities of our world. Please be aware, and try to approach with an open mind and a sense of humor. Thank you for visiting!
Trigger Warning
Some content may be unsettling or provocative and is meant to challenge perspectives in a humorous and insightful way.
Satirical Intent
Our goal is to blend humor with credible information. We believe some truths are too jarring to be presented without a touch of satire.
Viewer Discretion
While we aim to enlighten through levity, the topics we cover are serious and important. Please be aware.
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