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Articles & Antics

Where Science Meets Satire to cope with a Plastic Life.

Surreal image of the microplastic crisis in the oceans, with nightmarish sea creatures made of plastic waste, a stressed and angry central figure, and melting clocks in a Salvador Dali style.

Trigger Warning

Some content may be unsettling or provocative and is meant to challenge perspectives in a humorous and insightful way.

Surreal depiction of the microplastic crisis in the oceans, featuring plastic waste forming distorted sea creatures, a central figure resembling Charlie Chaplin, and melting clocks, all in the style of Salvador Dali.

Satirical Intent

Our goal is to blend humor with credible information. We believe some truths are too jarring to be presented without a touch of satire.

Salvador Dali-inspired surreal image of the microplastic crisis in the oceans, with plastic waste creating nightmarish sea creatures, a central figure wearing a trench coat, sunglasses, and a black hat, surrounded by melting clocks and bizarre landscapes.

Viewer Discretion

While we aim to enlighten through levity, the topics we cover are serious and important. Please be aware. 

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Oceanburn is a burn-gala running the length of Miami Music Week 2025. Our objective is to eliminate the world's five plastic islands in the next five years (2030) by making urgent and direct investments into practical and currently available ocean conservation technology.